Pros: Double Dipping DVD, Saucy CD-RW! Mmmm...pass the cheese please!!!
Cons: Hotpants has a WEEK to wait for his Dual-Banger!!

Ok, Ok, Ok, I know what you're thinking....Compaq? Well, let me answer that for you. YES Comanches! This is an official Hotpants Triple Finger Uno-Thumber Brown Bummer Ding-a-Ling of a desktop! Do it! We, my friends, are talking about the 7478's suped-up, dual exaust, blazing fast DVD drive. Bust out those Three Stooges compilation DVD's folks, or are you the "Wild, Wild West" type like me? And for you fans of CD-Writers, this model has a CD WRITER! Well, I'm getting my 7478 five days from now, and all I can say, is that it is going to be super! Oh, now I know what's clanging around in your skull and tickling that metal plate,"How can Hotpants know what he's talking about if he HASN'T gotten his Compaq 7478?" Well let me answer that....Did you know that this model also has a 56k MODEM? And were you, my Ball nutting bird, aware that this delicious desktop also has a 30 GB Heart Drive? I bet just thinking of all the different Solitaire game versions that you can download and save on that puppy have you fine folks gasping for air! How do you like those apples now? What's that? Yeah? Fantastic! I thought so! Get out those Hot Pants and slip into a Compaq 7478....but don't worry, she's an eaaaasy ride...all 533Mhz AMD with 3D-Now of her!!